House of Toast 2026
Toppings List
Bacon Crumbles
Butter
Butter, Sweet Potato
Cajun Seasoning
Candy Eyeballs
Cap'n Crunch Cereal
The Pixy Stix are down there.
Cheese, Easy
Cheddar or American
Cheese, Parmesan
Chocolate Syrup
Chrome Plating (Silver Color Mist)
Also available - Pink, Violet, Green, Black, Red
– 'Witness Me!'
Cinnamon, Ground
Cookie Butter
Edo Spice
Japanese Citrus & Chile Spice
Fluff (Marshmallow Creme)
"Who's got one awesome shot?"
"We do."
"What's your awesome shot?"
– (Check Peanut Butter for the continuation.)
Frosting, Chocolate (Real)
Frosting, Creamy Cream Cheese
Frosting, Glitter
Frosting, Oreo Creme Flavored
Frosting, Vanilla
Ginger Preserve
Gonna Be Golden (Gold Color Mist)
Honey, Mike's Hot
Honey, Nugget (Is Really Hot)
Honey, Raw, Organic
Hot Sauce - Everything Bagel
Cause you see, when you really put everything on a bagel, it becomes... hot sauce?
Jam, Apricot with Armagnac
Jam, Homemade Blueberry
Straight from North Carolina
Jam, Homemade Cherry
Straight from North Carolina
Jam, Homemade Pear
Straight from North Carolina
– The big hit from Readercon 2025 has returned
Jam, Homemade Strawberry Campari
Jam, Homemade Sugarplum
Jam, Uncured Bacon
Jelly, Grape
Jelly, Mulled Cider
Jelly, Strawberry
Jerky Chew
shredded beef jerky
Ketchup
Maple Syrup
From Vermont
Maple Syrup
Rhred's Black Garlic and Chili-infused
Marmalade
Whiskey Orange
Marmite
Are You a Lover or a Hater?
Mayo, real
Mini Marshmellows
Mushroom/Umami Seasoning
Mustard
Nerds
Nutella
Peanut Butter, Creamy
"It's a little something we like to call... Fluffernutter."
Peanut Butter, Crunchy
Pepper, Black w/Grinder
Pixy Stix
The Cap'n Crunch is up there.
Pumpkin and Apple Pie Spice
Sea Salt w/ Grinder
Smoked Herring Fillet
Pickled in Wine Sauce
Soy Sauce
Sprinkles, Barbie Pink
Sprinkles, Galaxy
Sprinkles, Gold and Pearl
Sprinkles, Pink Mix
Sprinkles, Sharks 🦈and Dinosaurs 🦖
Sprinkles, Stars
Sriracha Chili Sauce
Sugar, Blissfully Orange Cardamom
Sugar, Brown Cane
Sugar, Cinnamon
Sugar, Cinnamon-Maple Turbinado
Sugar, Confectioners
Sugar, Live Wire Espresso
Sugar, White