
Entrées
Make any entrée a meal for +$2 - includes fries or tots & a fountain drink.
Calzone
10.95
Turnover filled with classic marinara, mozzarella, and pepperoni.
10.95
Pizza Focaccia
11.95
Fresh made focaccia topped with mozzarella, marinara sauce, and pepperoni.
11.95
Pulled Pork Sandwich
9.95
Smoked pulled pork with pickles on our house-made buns.
9.95
Æ
Greek Focaccia
11.95
Fresh made focaccia topped with onions, banana peppers, grape tomatoes, feta, and a drizzle of balsamic vinegar.
11.95
Philly Sandwich
12.95
Hoagie roll with chopped ribeye, American cheese, bell pepper and onion.
12.95
Æ
Burrata Sandwich
11.95
Fresh baguette with tomato, banana peppers, balsamic vinegar and burrata cheese
11.95
Classic Burger
11.95
Locally sourced beef patty with American cheese, onions, pickles, tomatoes, and lettuce, all on our house-made buns. Make it a double for +$2.50
11.95
Chef's Special
Ask about the chef's current off-menu creation!
Sides
Pepperoni Rolls
7.50
Not Totinos, y'all, these are fresh made bread rolls filled with pepperoni and cheese
7.50
Æ
Fries
4.50
Add cheese +$1.50
4.50
Æ
Cheese Curds
8.50
8.50
Æ
Tater Tots
4.50
Add cheese +$1.50
4.50
Æ
Jalapeno Poppers
8.50
8.50
Board D'oeuvres (Appetizers)
Serves about 5-6 people
Pepperoni Rolls
19.95
19.95
Æ
Chips and Salsa
9.95
9.95
Pulled Pork Sliders
15.95
15.95
Æ
Cheese Curds
19.95
19.95
Charcuterie Board
36.95
36.95
Æ
Jalapeño Poppers
17.95
17.95
Desserts
Cookie
2.50
Choose from our current selection of flavors
2.50
Cinnamon roll
4.95
Classic cinnamon roll topped with cream cheese frosting
4.95
Soft Drinks
Fountain Drinks
2.50
Coca Cola, Coke Zero, Diet Dr. Pepper, Dr. Pepper, Hi-C, Powerade, Root Beer, Sprite
2.50
House Drinks
4.00
Sweet tea, Lemonade, Strawberry lemonade, Sweet green tea, Arnold Palmer
4.00
Allergy Disclaimer – Please be aware that our food may contain or come into contact with common allergens, such as dairy, eggs, wheat, soybeans, tree nuts, and peanuts. Our food is cooked with peanut oil. Æ denotes vegetarian
Alcohol Menu
Specialty Drinks $7.95

Beerlock
A fruity mix of Angry Orchard hard apple cider, grenadine, cherry juice & lime

Beerzerker
A bright mix of Golden Road's Mango Cart, grenadine, lime juice & orange juice

Beerzard
A bright mix of Pondaseta's The Fast and The Hazy, grenadine & orange juice

Beerbarian
A mix of Ziegenbock & our house-made lemonade

Beerd
A classic mix of Twisted Tea and our house-made lemonade

Beer Master
Mixture of Voodoo Ranger's IPA & our house-made lemonade

Beer Knight
A daring combination of Modelo Especial, our fresh-brewed tea & house-made lemonade

Beero
A light and crisp mix of Truly Wild Berry and our house-made lemonade

Beercerer
An unexpectedly delicious pairing of Breckenridge's Vanilla Porter and prosecco
Mead & Wine
Mealod Juniper Mead
Inspired by the legendary Nordic brews of Skyrim, this semi-sweet mead balances rich floral honey with the crisp, earthy essence of juniper, evoking the scent of pine forests after a fresh rain. Happy Half-Orc Meadery - Amarillo, TX
Destiny Spiced Mead
A bold and aromatic mead inspired by a 15th-century recipe infused with cloves, cinnamon, star anise, and orange peel. Happy Half-Orc Meadery - Amarillo, TX
Azure Blueberry Lavender Mead
One of the newest additions to Happy Half-Orc Meadery
Chardonnay
Expressive notes of green apple, sweet peach, and honeysuckle
Pinot Grigio
Notes of bright citrus, ripe pear, and lemon zest
Moscato
Sweet aromas of white peach, pear, and a hint of citrus
Cabernet Sauvignon
Smooth notes of red cherry, rich blackberry and toasted oak on the finish
On Tap
Craft & Import Brews
Pondaseta Brewery
Rotating selection
Voodoo Ranger IPA
Bursting with tropical aromas and juicy fruit flavors from Mosaic and Amarillo hops
St. Arnold's Lawnmower
A true German-style Kölsch. Originally brewed in Cologne, this beer is crisp and refreshing, yet has a sweet malty body that is balanced by a complex, citrus hop character
Modelo Especial
Modelo Especial Mexican Beer is a full-flavored pilsner beer with a crisp taste. An orange blossom honey aroma and light hop character
Breckenridge Vanilla Porter
An ale that has all the chocolate and roasted nut flavor of a classic Porter
Golden Road Mango Cart
A light Wheat Ale with lots of fresh mango flavor and aroma
Sam Adams Boston Lager
Its classic complex-yet-balanced flavor profile features a backbone of caramel and toffee malt notes and a distinct noble hop character with hints of pine and citrus for a crisp finish
Ziegenbock
Brewed in Houston, this American-style amber lager offers notes of roasted grains in the aroma and a sweet, smooth taste with a hop finish
Ciders & Domestic Brews
Angry Orchard
A crisp and refreshing cider, its fresh apple aroma and slightly sweet, ripe apple flavor make it hard to resist
Austin Eastcider Blood Orange
Zesty cider made with Moro blood oranges, heirloom bittersweet apples, and American dessert apples
Twisted Tea
Made from real brewed tea and natural lemon flavor, Twisted Tea Original is refreshing, smooth, and of course, a little twisted
Michelob Ultra
Brewed using the finest barley malt, select grains, all-imported hops and a pure-cultured yeast strain
Bud Light
Brewed using a blend of premium aroma hop varieties, both American-grown and imported, and a combination of barley malts and rice
Brunch Menu
All bread items made in-house!
Entrées
All entrées include 2 sides and a fountain drink, juice or coffee
French Toast
$11.95
Two slices of French toast made with our brioche bread
$11.95
English Muffin Sandwich
$9.95
Scratch-made English muffin with egg, cheese and your
choice of sausage or bacon
$9.95
Biscuits & Gravy
$9.95
Two buttermilk biscuits topped with scratch-made white gravy
$9.95
Breakfast Burger
$13.95
Locally sourced beef patty topped with a fried egg,
bacon, cheddar and scratch-made jam
$13.95
Cinnamon Roll
$9.95
Classic cinnamon roll topped with cream cheese frosting
$9.95
Sides
Additional sides + $2.00
Biscuit
Bacon
Fresh Fruit
Potatoes
Sausage
Scrambled Eggs
Drinks
Fountain Drinks
$2.50
Coca Cola, Coke Zero, Diet Dr. Pepper, Dr. Pepper, Hi-C, Powerade, Root Beer, Sprite
$2.50
Coffee
$2.50
Palace Coffee's Monarch house blend drip coffee. Notes of milk chocolate, berry, and golden raisin.
$2.50
House Drinks
$4.00
Sweet tea, Lemonade, Strawberry lemonade, Sweet green tea, Arnold Palmer
$4.00
Juice
$2.50
Orange, Apple, Grape, Cranberry
$2.50