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    triwizard tournament updates

    SENDING OWLS TO ALL WITCHES, WIZARDS, SQUIBS, AND MUGGLES!

    We will host our annual SAVC Triwizard Tournament June 16 - 22, 2025

    Will your house take the cup? More details to come!

    Stitch Shot
    Ohana means family
    • Malibu Rum, Liquid Alchemist Coconut, Lily's Blue Curacao, Pineapple Juice
    $12

    Hobbiton

    When You Don’t Want To Stray Far From The Familiar

    Fantastic 4 Fizz
    We consider this a family drink. Flame On!
    • Peach Vodka, Lemon Juice, Simple Syrup, Champagne, Rosemary
    $15
    Second Breakfast
    Essential Espresso Martini Before Going There And Back Again
    • Vodka, Mario’s Hard Espresso, Liquid Alchemist Coconut, Pandan Simple Syrup
    $14
    Stay Puft Martini
    There Is No Last Call, Only Zuul!
    • Vanilla Vodka, Rumchata, Creme De Cacao, Toasted Marshmallow Syrup
    $15
    Twin Sunrise
    Just like you're used to on the homestead. Drink this and gaze into your future.
    • Tequila, Lime Juice, Liquid Alchemist Raspberry Syrup, Mint, Orange Juice
    $15
    Super Saiyan
    This Drink Will Raise Your Power Level. It’s Over 9000!
    • Vodka, Lemon Juice, Mandarin Soda, Energy Drink.
    $14
    LeviOHsa
    Delicious however you pronounce it! Emma Watson's family gin, taste the Hermione Magic!
    • Renais Gin, Black Raspberry Liqueur, Lemon Juice, Simple Syrup, Liquid Alchemist Raspberry Syrup, Fee Foam
    $18
    Blue Milk
    A Homestead Classic.
    • Rum, Blue Curacao, Coconut, Pineapple Juice
    $12

    The Oasis

    A Gathering Of All Your Favorites

    Harley Quinn
    Fantabulously Emancipate Yourself, Queen.
    • Tequila, Blue Curacao, Rum, Elderflower Liqueur, Pineapple Juice, Lime Juice, Liquid Alchemist Coconut Syrup
    $16
    Mangolorian
    We Can Bring You This Marg Warm (Spicy), Or We Can Bring It In Cold.
    • SPICY(warm): Union Mezcal, Ancho Reyes Chile Liqueur, Liquid Alchemist Mango Syrup, Lime Juice, Taijin rim COLD: Tequila, Liquid Alchemist Mango Syrup, Lime Juice, Salt rim
    $15
    Mindtrick
    This IS the drink you're looking for, don't move along.
    • Tequila, Aperol, Elderflower, Lime Juice, Bitters
    $14
    Mogwai Tai
    Absolutely Don’t Order After Midnight. You’ve Been Warned.
    • Dark Rum, Dry Curacao, Liquid Alchemist Orgeat, Lime Juice, Simple Syrup
    $15
    Outlander
    Whether you're from the core of the outer rim, roll a blue on the chance cube to win a free shot! (Bartender's choice)
    • Dickel Rye, Liquid Alchemist Ginger Syrup, Orange Bitters, Candied Ginger Garnish
    $14
    Sauron Sour
    One Whiskey Sour to rule them all, One to find them, One to bring them all and in the darkness bind them. [Can be made with Ritual Non Alcoholic Whiskey]
    • Buffalo Trace Whiskey, Lemon Juice, Liquid Alchemist Strawberry Syrup, Bitters, Fee Foam
    $18
    Tiki Temple of Doom
    This drink is for fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory. Don't forget to cover your heart!
    • Skrewball Whiskey, Rum, Banana liqueur, Pineapple Juice, Orange Juice, Liquid Alchemist Coconut, Cinnamon, Mint. *Peanut Allergy
    $15

    The Outer Rim

    Adventure On The Fringes For The Experimental And The Experienced

    Carbonite Carre
    You Love It, We Know
    • Dickel Rye Whiskey, Dark Rum, Averna, Angostura, Peychauds
    $15
    Earl Grey, Cold
    Your Mission: To Boldly Engage This Riff On A Saturn. Make It So.
    • Earl Grey Infused Gin, Liquid Alchemist Orgeat and Passionfruit, Falernum, Lemon garnish
    $15
    Atreyu's Tears
    That Bitterness You Feel When You Think About The Swamp Of Sadness? That In A Drink. RIP Artax.
    • Dickel Rye Whiskey, Fernet Branca, Fernet Brancamenta, Mario’s Hard Espresso, Liquid Alchemist Ginger, Rootbeer
    $14
    Finnish Hymn
    A Scandinavian Inspired Martini For The Defenders Of Earth Realm. Toasty!
    • Tanqueray Gin, Aquavit, Liquid Alchemist Prickly Pear, Lime, Grapefruit, Rosemary
    $16

    Cocktail Shots

    I Am Grootbeer Shot
    A rootbeer float inspired cocktail shot
    • Vodka, Rootbeer Schnapps, Simple Syrup, Rootbeer, topped with whipped cream
    $12
    Peaches Peaches Shot
    This shot tastes almost as good as Bowser's singing voice.
    • Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Lime, Simple syrup, sprite, edible glitter
    $12
    Butterbeer Shot
    **PEANUT ALLERGY**
    • Skrewball peanut butter whiskey, butterscotch liqueur, simple syrup, fee foam, ginger beer
    $11

    For Sober Smugglers

    All the attitude, none of the alcohol

    Brooklyn Boyscout
    You Can Drink These All Day. America’s Glass.
    • Ritual Zero Proof Whiskey Alternative, Liquid Alchemist Ginger, Lime, ginger beer
    $12
    Non Alchoholic Blue Milk
    Still A Homestead Classic, Just Without The Hangover.
    • Lilys N/A Blue Curacao, Liquid Alchemist Coconut, Pineapple
    $10
    True Blood Orange Margarita
    This Won’t Leave You Stuck In Your Coffin Until The Sun Goes Down.
    • Ritual Zero Proof Tequila Alternative, Liquid Alchemist Blood Orange, Lime Juice, Agave
    $12

    All Spirits

    VODKA

    Grey Goose
    $14
    Stoli
    $12
    Tito's
    $13

    GIN

    Bombay
    $12
    Hendricks
    $15
    Renais
    $15
    Tanqueray
    $12

    RUM

    Bacardi
    $12
    Captain Morgan
    $12
    Copalli
    $15
    Diplomatico
    $16
    Malibu
    $12

    TEQUILA & MEZCAL

    Don Julio 1942 Alma Miel
    $38
    Herradura Añejo
    $17
    Casamigos Añejo
    $15
    Herradura Blanco
    $12
    Casamigos Blanco
    $14
    Casamigos Reposado
    $15
    Union Mezcal
    $14

    WHISKEY, BOURBON, & SCOTCH

    Balvenie 12
    $15
    Black Bush
    $15
    Buffalo Trace
    $12
    Frey Ranch
    $18
    Jack Daniel's Bonded
    $15
    Jack Daniel's
    $12
    Jameson
    $12
    Mash & Mallow
    $13
    Monkey Shoulder
    $15
    Skrewball
    $10
    Maker's Mark
    $14

    APERTIFS, BOTANICALS, & CORDIALS

    Amaretto
    $10
    Aperol
    $13
    Campari
    $11
    Fernet Branca
    $10
    Fernet Brancamenta
    $10

    Beer on Draft

    Cali Creamin'
    Mother Earth Brewing - Vista, CA
    • One of their most popular beers ever, this vanilla cream ale has a malty backbone thanks to some flaked corn and honey malt.
    $7
    Shiner Bock To the Future
    Spoetzl Brewery - Shiner, TX
    • Brewed with rich roasted barley malt and German specialty hops, this lightly hopped American-style dark lager always goes down easy.
    $7
    Mango Cart
    Golden Road Brewing - Los Angeles, CA
    • A wheat beer inspired by the iconic fruit cart vendors of Los Angeles. This light beer is bursting with fresh, bright mango flavor and aroma and has a crisp finish.
    $7
    Spacedust
    Elysian Brewing - Seattle, WA
    • Space Dust balances bitterness with a sweetness of hop flavors. Grapefruit, mango, and orange aromas with a medium body and a dry finish.
    $7
    Calidad
    Calidad Brewing - Santa Barbara, CA
    • Calidad Beer Classic is a premium Mexican style lager offering a bright, light bodied taste with high notes of sweet corn and crisp citrus.
    $7
    Stella
    Anheuser Busch - St. Louis, MO
    • A classic Belgian lager, golden in color with a floral, hop aroma, well-balanced fruity malty sweetness, crisp hop bitterness and a soft dry finish.
    $7
    Hef Leppard
    Beachwood Brewing - Long Beach, CA
    • Wheat ale with ester notes of banana and clove
    $7
    Smuggler's Bounty
    Sierra Nevada - Chico, CA
    • Juicy hops and silky malt meet in a Hazy Little Thing with fruit-forward flavor, modest bitterness, and a smooth finish
    $7

    Upsize to 22oz for only $2

    Bottles and Cans

    Guinness Stout
    $7
    Heineken
    $7
    Michelob Ultra
    $7
    Dragon's Milk Stout
    $12
    Modelo
    $5
    Coors Light
    $6
    Corona
    $5
    Sky Kraken Hazy IPA
    $8
    King Minutia Pilsner
    $12

    Non-Alcoholic Beer

    Guinness Zero
    $7
    Mango Cart
    $8
    Heineken 0.0
    $7

    Ciders & Seltzers

    2 Towns Cider
    Apple, Pineapple, or Blueberry
    $7
    White Claw
    Black Cherry, Watermelon, or Mango
    $7
    High Noon Seltzer
    Pineapple
    $9

    Wine

    Luc Belaire Blue (Glass)
    Reminiscent of the Toniray Wine bottled on Leia's home planet of Alderaan, this sparkling blue vintage is bold and complex, just like the princess herself.
    $14
    Luc Belaire Blue (Bottle)
    $40
    Hess Cabernet (Glass)
    This popular red boasts vanilla and oak spice. Red fruit flavors, currant and blackberry.
    $12
    Hess Cabernet (Bottle)
    $55

    Skywalker Vineyards

    Made with grapes grown at George Lucas' Skywalker Ranch

    Skywalker Vineyards Chardonnay (Glass)
    $19
    Skywalker Vineyards Chardonnay (Bottle)
    $100
    Skywalker Vineyards Rose (Glass)
    $15
    Skywalker Vineyards Rose (Bottle)
    $60
    Skywalker Vineyards Pinot Noir (Glass)
    $25
    Skywalker Vineyards Pinot Noir (Bottle)
    $140
    Skywalker Vineyards Sparkling (Bottle)
    $185
    Skywalker Vineyards Sparkling Rose (Bottle)
    $180

    Appetizers

    Fully Loaded Vader Tots
    $11
    This appetizer is the Chosen One. It will bring balance to your hunger.
    • Crispy taters, chopped smoked bacon, cheese, scallions, crema
    Galactic Guacamole & Chips
    $8
    Sourced from the finest avocados only found in the marshes of Dagobah.
    • Served with queso fresco, tomatoes, cilantro, jalapeño, salsa
    Kirby's Queso Fundido
    $10
    You'll inhale this queso faster than Kirby inhales his enemies.
    • Melted cheese, chopped tomatoes, cilantro, chiles, crispy tortilla chips. Add spiced ground beef + 2 Add shredded chicken +2
    Parmesan Truffle AT-Tots
    $12
    Jump in your T-47 and ready your tow cables.
    • Topped with chopped garlic, parmesan cheese, parsley, garlic aioli
    Shire Fries
    $6
    Po- Tay-Toes. A favorite of Samwise. Crinkle cuts invoke the hills and valleys of the Shire.
    • Add Melted Shredded Cheese +2 Add Ground Beef or Chicken +2
    Onion Rings to Rule them All
    $8
    Flash fried in the fires of Mount Doom.
    • Served with your choice of dipping sauce

    Main Dishes

    All WINGS Report In
    $14
    X-Wing. Y-Wing. B-Wing. A-Wing. Chicken Wing?
    • Choice of: Buffalo Style, Carolina Mustard BBQ, or Naked. Served with bleu cheese or ranch dressing & carrots
    Atlantis Fish & Chips
    $14
    Eat this. Make Aquaman sad.
    • Beer battered mahi mahi, crispy fries, chipotle slaw, tartar sauce.
    Boromir's Baja Fish Tacos
    $12
    One does not simply eat these tacos. It is a gift. You should savor it.
    • Beer battered mahi mahi, chipotle slaw, tomatoes, cilantro slaw
    Charizard Buffalo Chicken Sandwich
    $14
    It may not be your favorite Pokemon, but this will be your favorite sandwich.
    • Bleu cheese slaw, tomatoes, red onion, mustard bbq, sesame seed bun. Served with fries
    Chicken Caesar "King of the Apes" Salad
    $12
    A salad built for a primate king (or queen).
    • Romaine, grilled chicken, shaved parmesan, croutons, Caesar dressing. It's A WRAP!! Our Caesar salad wrapped in a giant spinach tortilla. +4
    Falcon Burger
    $18
    The burger that inspired the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy.
    • ½ pound of Angus beef, American cheese, LTO, pickle, comeback sauce, sesame seed bun. Served with fries. Substitute Impossible Patty +4 Add smoked bacon +2 Add fried egg +2
    Marvel Mac & Cheese
    $12
    As cheesy as Rogers: The Musical. With more twists and turns than the MCU!
    • Corkscrew pasta, cheesy sauce, breadcrumbs. Add Smoked Bacon +2
    Twin Sun Street Tacos
    $12
    Best tacos in the Outer Rim.
    • Two tacos on corn tortillas with pickled onions, queso fresco, cilantro, lime crema. Choice Of: Spiced Ground Beef or Shredded Chicken

    Desserts

    Ollivander's Oreo Cheesecake
    $7
    You don't choose this dessert. This dessert chooses you. We think it's clear that you can expect great things from it.
    • Topped with chocolate sauce, whipped cream, and an Oreo cookie
    Portal Chocolate "Cake"
    $7
    THE CAKE IS A LIE! It's really a chocolate BROWNIE! You don't need the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device to transport this into your stomach... a simple spoon will do.
    • Topped with vanilla ice cream, caramel, and chocolate sauce.

    Non-Alcoholic Drinks

    Soft Drinks
    $7
    Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, Rootbeer, Mandarin Orange Soda, Ginger Ale, Ginger Beer, Unsweetened Ice Tea
    $7
    Italian Sodas
    $7
    Lemon Ginger, Passion Fruit, Prickley Pear, Raspberry, Strawberry
    $7
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